1 Elephant, Medium Size
2 Rabbits (Optional)
Salt & Pepper to taste
Brown Gravy
Cut elephant into small bite-sized pieces. This should take about two months.
Add enough brown gravy to cover.
Cook over a hot fire for about four weeks.
Recipe serves 3800. If more are expected, two rabbits may be added, but do this only if absolutely necessary as some people are offended if they find a hare in their stew.