This week’s pun comes from Michael D…
A geneticist wanted to be the first person to clone a human. He couldn’t find a volunteer so he decided to clone himself.
His efforts were successful and he was asked to address a conference. But when he began to speak, his clone started swearing profusely. Frustrated, the scientist pushed the clone out a window.
The clone fell to his death so the police arrested the scientist and charged him with making an obscene clone fall.