Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”

The young guy says, “That’s OK. But what a coincidence! I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.”

The old guy says, “Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?”

The young guy says, “Well, she’s 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair. She has blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she’s wearing tight white shorts and a halter top with no bra. What does your wife look like?”

The old guy says, “Doesn’t matter, let’s look for yours…”

 Thanks Mike!

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