This sage advise comes from Heather via Michael. Says Heather:
My mailbox is flooded with email concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants - whether or not to boycott oil companies, provide amnesty to illegal immigrants, etc. - so much so that I’ve become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, et al.
I realized I couldn’t come up with a solution for the whole country, so I decided to address the issues as they directly affect me. My solution solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems. Here’s how it works:
I’ve hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They’re plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in pesos so they have to go home to spend their earnings.
I love it when a plan comes together!