From Michael…
Two men were standing inside a restaurant on an extremely windy day. There was a woman outside sweeping the floor of the outdoor seating area. She was extremely small and, on account of the wind, she was having a difficult time trying not to be blown away.
When she came back inside the restaurant, the men started joking with her. One of them suggested that she put rocks in her shoes when she went outside. The woman said, “You mean, now I weigh me down to sweep?”
Ouch! Don’t shoot the messenger!