A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other hunter whips out his cell phone and calls Emergency Services. He gasps into the phone to the operator, “I think my friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, responds, “Take it easy, sir, I can help you. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is momentary silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says, “Okay, now what?”