Reserve A Spot in Heaven claims to be “the only licensed and registered distributor of reservations in Heaven.” Thus far the site offers two novelty packages: The “Essential Travel Kit” for $12.79, which includes “everything needed to transport one individual to Heaven,” and an “All Access Travel Kit” for $24.95 that comes with an additional VIP Pass that “will grant you access to VIP exclusive areas including the Land of Milk and Honey where all the elite get together and kick it.” More