I posted this last year but it’s been popular enough for an encore…
One beautiful December evening, Pedro and his girlfriend, Rosita, were sitting on the beach enjoying the waves gently caressing the sand just beyond their bare feet. The moon was full and romantic, and a soft, warm breeze caressed their skin. As they gazed at the countless stars, Pedro whispered, “Hey, mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu!”
“Oh no, not now, Pedro, let’s look at the moon!” Rosita said with a slight grin.
“Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you an’ me do Weeweechu!” Pedro persisted. I love you and it’s the perfect time.”
“But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon,” Rosita teased.
Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me,” begged Pedro.
Rosita smiled shyly at Pedro and whispered, “OK, one time, we’ll do Weeweechu.”
Pedro leaned over and carefully and tenderly grabbed his guitar and they both sang…”
“Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!”
The End. Now get your minds out of the gutter!