I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas and that Santa was good to you and yours. Jeff sent along this morsel of post-Christmas humor to round out the week…
The morning after the annual office Christmas party, John awoke with cotton mouth, a pounding headache and was unable to recall the events of the previous evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he stumbled downstairs where his wife handed him a cup of strong, hot coffee.
“Louise,” he moaned, “tell me about last night. Was it as bad as I think?”
“Even worse,” she assured him in her most scornful tone. “You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the CEO to his face.”
“Well, he’s an arrogant, pompous ass! Piss on him!”
“You did. All over his suit,” Louise informed him, “so he fired you.”
“Well, screw him!” said John.
“I did,” said Louise. “You’re back at work on Monday.”