The Manchester (UK) City Council is advertising an employment position with what may be the best job title ever:
Teenage Pregnancy Implementation Manager.
I’m not kidding! If you think you would qualify and “want to develop your skills and experience in an exciting and supportive environment”, the position pays £29,728 to £33,291 and requires a grueling 35-hour work week. Read the complete job description and details, and if you feel, um, qualified, you’re invited to apply on-line at http://www.manchester.gov.uk/work/jobs. And get this. They “welcome applications from people wishing to job share.”
I can imagine the barrage of applications they are sure to receive for this position, especially from teenage boys…