Mike sent this…
Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
When he arrived the next day, the farmer announced, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news; the donkey died.”
Chuck replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.”
“Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
“Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.”
“What ya gonna do with him?”
“I’m going to raffle him off.”
“You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!”
“Sure I can. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, “What ever happened with that dead donkey?”
Chuck replied, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.”
“Didn’t anyone complain?”
“Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back…”
Chuck did so well screwing folks in Texas, he moved to California where he became a member of the Legislature..!