Selling the Car - A Blonde Joke
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A blonde is trying unsuccessfully to sell her old car but no one’s interested once they learn it has more than 250,000 miles on it. 
Frustrated, she explains her dilemma to a friend.
The friend confides in a whisper, “I know a way to make your car easier to sell… but it’s not legal.”
“That’s okay,” whispers the blonde. “I really need to sell it before it dies!”
“Okay,” whispers the friend. “Here’s the address of a friend of mine who owns an auto repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he’ll fix the problem. Your car should sell easily once he’s done with it.”
So the blonde visits the mechanic and, about a month later, runs into her friend at the market. “So did you sell your car?” the friend asks.
“No,” replies the blonde. “Why should I? It’s only got 50,000 miles on it!”
Doug
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OK I'm insulted. :-p Why not redhead or brunette jokes? Why do we get singled out?
(But it's still funny!)
You, right or wrong, fall into a stereotype that started long before "Chrissy" on Three's Company and continues today. There is usually some basis in truth for stereotypes. Not in your case, of course. Good that you've learned to laugh along. And you are right, it is a funny joke.
Funny. I never heard this one.
I'm blonde, but that's funny!
Don't know how I missed this before. Good one!