I Am Resolved!
Having trouble rounding out your list of New Year resolutions? Perhaps this resolution generator created by Jim Hoffman will help. Simply select whether you want to start or stop something, click “What’s my New Year’s Resolution?” and there you have it.
Hmmm… Looks like Jim’s generator gave me a toughie… Wait… Maybe not…
It also gave me “Stop dancing on tables right now.” Now, that’s going to be a challenge!
Doug
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Well everyone, I had a great Christmas. I didn't get the humidor that was #1 on my list, but my wife gave me some other very nice things and promised to reconsider a humidor next year. Methinks I will have to win a scratch-off or something before then if there is any hope for sooner.
Your generator told me to start smoking cigars once a week. I emailed a copy to my wife. I haven't received her reply.
I like this one, kind of a double reverse. "Stop doing something less" meaning I will do it more.
I got "I will start flirting with my friends again". I didn't think my wife would appreciate that one so I tried again and got "I will start keeping my mouth shut right now". I think she will go for that one.
"I will stop dating people from the Internet right now"? Like that's gonna happen!!
LOL! I could make a whole list just from this thing!
"I will start sunbathing once a week".
It's snowing here, man! Flights are being cancelled and they are salting the roads.
I may have to postpone my new "resolution" until summer.
One word of warning: If you do that today (grab a lady and kiss her) you will get arrested, maybe even hurt :=D
I remember this very famous photograph. It seems hard to believe, but no one has ever identified the sailor! The nurse always wanted to know who he was but he never came forward.