Three rednecks - Cooter, Jim Bob, and Bubba - are working on a cell phone tower. As they start their descent down the tower, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Jim Bob says, “Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife.”

Bubba says, “OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.”

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Jim Bob asks, “Where’d you get that beer, Bubba?”

“Cooter’s wife gave it to me,” Bubba replies.

“That’s unbelievable! You told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?”

“Well, not exactly”, Bubba explains. “When she answered the door, I said, ‘You must be Cooter’s widow’.” She said, “You must be mistaken, I’m not a widow.” Then I said, “I’ll bet you a case of Budweiser you are…”

Yep, rednecks are real good at that sensitive stuff.