This very oldie comes from Michael who dared me to post it…

A man walks into a drug store with his 13-year old son. As they pass the condom display, the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”

The man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, Son. Men use them to have safe sex.”

“Oh, I see,” replies the boys pensively. “Yes, I’ve heard of them in Health class at school.” He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?”

The Dad replies, “Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”

“Cool!” says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then who are these for?”

“Those are for college boys,” the dad answers. “Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday.”

“WOW!” exclaims the boy. “Then who uses these?” he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh, the dad replies, “Those are for married men, Son. One for January, one for February, one for March…”