One Reason to Vote for Fred Thompson...
…at least according to Bob who says, “Because I want to see more of his surgically enhanced wife, Jeri Kehn. And unlike Newt and Rudy, Thompson’s second marriage did not overlap with his first wife. She’s hot, but I still prefer Bill Clinton for First Lady.”
Sound far fetched? Not really. A surprising percentage of American voters, studies have shown, vote for whom they perceive as the best looking candidate or, in the case of Bill Clinton, whom some perceived would make the best looking First Lady (They hadn’t yet seen her college photo.) Scary? Uh huh.
Doug
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Wow! I mean DAMN! Do ya think it's the shiny dome?
He's a powerful, rich guy. Senator, presidential wannabe, TV star. Did I mention rich?
Not to split hairs, but she doesn't look "enhanced", just really well endowed.
I'm sorry Ben, but she's not hot, just big. There is a difference.
Cows are big but not hot. I rest my case.
He is one of the best in the field. I hope voters don't hold his remissive cancer against him. He seems "un-politician" if there is such a thing. We need a good man in the White House for a change. It's been way too long.
I wonder where Ben is looking. She's hot, man.