Cousin Mike sent this. He’s a real southerner, so it must be a true story…

Earl and Bubba, two good ole boys from Dixie, are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, “I think I’m going to divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoke to me in over two months.”

After about ten minutes, Earl spits, sips his beer and says, “You better think it over… Women like that are hard to find.”