I’m going to take a stab at reviving “Monday Punday,” a regular feature on my AFP web site, provided readers send in some material. So, without further ado…

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.

Ouch! I don’t even remember who to blame for this one!