Got this from one of our clients…

A thief in Paris decided to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, “Monsieur, zat is ze reason I stole ze paintings!

I had no Monet

to buy Degas

 
to make ze Van Gogh.

 
See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.

 
I sent it to you because I figured I had nothingToulouse.

 
Thanks Jim!