OMGROFLMAO!!! This guy is a stereotype all women should avoid!! Sad to say, there are guys like that. Ladies, beware!!

But he tried, right? Doesn't he get credit for trying? He wrote a freaking love song and hired musicians. He took a bullet! All she can say is It's empty"? How shallow is she?

I would love some guy to write a love song for me! I hope it would be a little better than this, but the effort would get him points big time!!

Me too!! I would LOVE a guy who would write me a love song!! Guys always get roses or a box of chocolates. They are OK but we would really like something more form the heart. Even a love song that makes us fall off our chairs laughing!!

Guys, are you getting this? Dump the flowers and start writing!!

OK, I am writing a love 'poem' because I can't sing. I can't write poetry either but obviously just trying will get her in the mood. (I would go for the pig, but on such short notice, there is no chance). I will blame you if it doesn't work :)

Funny!!

OK that is what I want for Valentine's Day. Jeff, are you listening? The piglet, the puppy, and you singing me a love song that YOU WROTE for me!!

But no pressure.