Mike sent this with his apologies in advance…

A guy named Joe, traveling through Mexico on vacation, looses his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by a U.S.Customs Agent at the border.

“May I see your identification, please?” asks the agent.

“I’m sorry, but I lost my wallet,” replies Joe.

“Sure buddy, I hear that every day.No ID, no entry.”

“But I can prove I’m an American! I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and George Bush on the other.”

“This I gotta see,” replies the agent.

With that, Joe drops his pants and shows the agent.

“By golly, you’re right! Have a safe trip back to Boston.”

“Thanks!” says Joe. “But how did you know I was from Boston?”

The agent replies, “I recognized Ted Kennedy in the middle”.

(Ouch!)