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How Much is Your Cadaver Worth?

This caught my eye over at Beancounters. It’s perhaps a little morbid, yet interesting. Give it a try.

$4165.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth.

And don’t be thinking about cashing me in, ya’ hear?

Posted on Jul 17, 2007 at 08:00AM by Registered CommenterDoug in | Comments7 Comments

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Reader Comments (7)

Ha! I'm worth more dead than you are! But I actually think my body parts should be worth more than a paltry $4500. I think I'll shop around.

July 17 | Unregistered CommenterTeddy

Try the black market, Teddy. Your wife can probably get big bucks for some of your "parts." Seedy characters? Oh, sure, but big bucks.

July 17 | Unregistered CommenterDoug

Gee I am worse off than I thought. Gotta quit smoking!

July 17 | Unregistered CommenterCal Prather

OK, I'm not worth much as spare parts. So I lied. I made up a perfect guy,and he is only worth about $600 more than me. Now I don't feel so bad!

July 17 | Unregistered CommenterShell F.

I'm glad to see no one is going to get rich off my poor, tired (dead) body. Just plant me and keep me well watered.

July 17 | Unregistered CommenterRalphMania

I'm in deep do-do! Better not let the wife see this.

July 18 | Unregistered CommenterRandy1

Now that we've established a value, can I will my body to science and take a tax deduction in the current year?

July 19 | Unregistered CommenterJessica

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