A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decides to hire herself out as a handyman-type and begins canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She goes to the front door of the first house and asks the owner if he has any odd jobs for her to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”

The blonde replies, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agrees and tells her that the paint and ladders are in the garage.

The man’s wife, inside the house, hears the conversation and asks her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”

The man replies, “She should, she was standing on it.”

A short time later, the blonde comes to the door to collect her money.

“You’re finished already?” the man asks.

“Yes,” the blonde answers, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.”

Impressed, the man reaches in his pocket for the $50.

“And by the way,” the blonde adds, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari…”