Monday Punday
This is an old one. I think it came from Michael…
King Arthur’s castle was under attack by a fearsome dragon, so he called for his best knight to slay the creature. But all of the horses were frightened; the best mount they could find was an old, arthritic, one-eyed Great Dane.
King Arthur looked at the dog and announced that he would kill the dragon himself because… “I wouldn’t send a knight out on a dog like this!”
Doug
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That's the worst one yet!
OW!!! I mean, OUCH!!!
This is a looooong stretch, Doug.
Hey, don't shoot the messenger, mess with the shooter.
I'll take full responsibility for this slaughtering of the english language. But rather than keep "dragon" this on.........
Thanks Michael! I wasn't sure if this one came from you. Thanks for falling on your sword for me, Buddy.
But wait... I did post it, so I guess I'm equally responsible. But not for the "dragon this on" quip. You're out there all alone on that one.
Just kidding. I love puns. I am in need of some more good ones, though. (Emphasis on "good.")