A Hunting Story
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other hunter whips out his cell phone and calls Emergency Services. He gasps into the phone to the operator, “I think my friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, responds, “Take it easy, sir, I can help you. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is momentary silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says, “Okay, now what?”
Doug
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Oh that's a good one!
Ha!
Doug, I know you "aim" to please, but with all the jokes I've given you to "rifle" through, this is your best "shot"?
Sir, you are of higher "caliber".
Ok ok..I know you're willing to bite the "bullet" occasionally..and you're certainly not one to go off "half-cocked", but seriously....set your "sights" on something better than this. Otherwise, you're an easy "target."
A bit harsh don't you think? I thought it was funny!
(sigh)
Thanks Tina for coming to my defense, but I know and understand Michael's sense of humor. He is a dear friend and means no disrespect.
But thanks for going to bat for me. I certainly need all the help I can get.
(See, Michael, at least Tina loves me!)
Doug
I love you like a brudda from anudda mudda, Doug. You know that.
You are one of the great joys of my life.
Thought the use of wordplay was obviously a tickle. Sorry Tina.
I'll try and be nicer to Sir Doug of Camelot and not "trigger" a response like this. I therefore "discharge" my duties in this matter and "holster" any future replies.
To my brudda-from-anudda-mudda:
I saw it as a tickle, enjoyed the "darling" wordplay, but Tina (bless her heart) thought you were "firing one across my bow." No problem, and I'm sure Tina now gets the way we joust.
Doug
OK you guys, I get it. But I still think it's a funny joke!