Doug..
After talking to many of our friends, we feel something needs to be done. We've contacted Mac Anonymous. We feel an intervention at this point, before the pocket protector and the taped glasses appear, is our only hope.

I don't have a problem. I can control it. It's not a problem...

Funny.

I'll wait for the update of the MacBook Pro. Air may look cool and for some BE cool, but I want power/size/upgradability. I've heard Apple will announce it next month.

At least Macheads kid about themselves. They have a sense of humor.

I take it you are a mac user? You don't think PC users have a sense of humor?

No, I have a Vaio and like it. But I think you made my point.

The Mac users I know like their gear and joke around a lot. They even joke and criticize Apple for things they disagree with. But they always laugh about things. Most of the people I work with (on Dells) are too serious.

My Vaio is pretty new but when it dies I will at least look hard at the Macs.

Ouch, Tracy! [Pulls the arrow from his chest with one swift, painful yank] I have a sense of humor. Here, pull my finger....
[Sorry, that's not funny...]

OK, did you hear the one about the two astrophysicists?
(Damn! NOBODY gets that one!)

I give up [deep sigh, falls on own sword....]