An oldie from Jessica…

A seminar on “Psychic Phenomena” was in progress when the speaker decided to involve his audience.

“I’d like everyone who believes they have seen a ghost to please stand”, he directed. Nearly the entire audience stood up.

“Now, those of you who have had a close encounter with a ghost, please remain standing.” About two dozen people continued standing.

“All right, now how many of those still standing believe they have been in the same room with a ghost?” Six people remained standing.

“Okay”, he said, grinning, “anyone who believes they’ve had sex with a ghost, remain standing.” Everyone chuckled as they took their seats except one elderly gentleman who continued standing.

“Sir, are you claiming to have actually had sex with a ghost?”

“Oh, I’m very sorry, I thought you said ‘goat’…”