LOL! If only I were a teen again!

Too funny! And you would expect better from the stuffy Brits and their King's English. I wonder how long before they realize why they are getting so many bags of applications for the job, mostly from teenage boys LOL!

Maybe the Brits are seeking an alternative to the "traditional" method of implementing teenage pregnancies, although I would have thought British teens needed little help in that department.

Perhaps the City Council is seeking a more clinical and better managed ("exciting and supportive") environment for impregnating Manchester's teens and needs someone to manage the process. Maybe they just want to watch. You never know. I mean, they're Brits, after all.

I guess they had all this coming for posting such a boneheaded advert. I wonder how long it will take them to replace it. Meanwhile, we all get a good laugh~!

I would apply but I am over-qualified. And I hate fog.

It wouldn't surprise me to learn that the British were installing "Teen Pregnancy Implementation Kiosks" on busy downtown street corners to give teens a "supportive" place to have sex. After all, teens are going to have sex and get pregnant anyway, so they may as well have an "exciting and supportive environment" for it. The "management" part is a provided brochure listing all the local clinics.

Their advert left off one thing: "Dirty old men need not apply."

There it is, the ugly face of unfair discrimination against dirty old men. Experience counts for nothing any more.

ROFLOL!!! The comments are sometimes the best part of a post!!! This is one of those times.

So you have "experience" in impregnating teenage girls?

No, just a dumb, horny (and damn lucky!) kid. But you would have thought I was trying to impregnate them all!

If I lived in England I might apply for this position. The salary sounds all right, but the cost to live there is probably high. Gasoline sure is. And like Frank says, there is the fog.

I would just love to see the look on people's faces when they read my business card.

"And Marshall, tell us what you do for a living."

"Well, I am a manager for the City Council in charge of implementing teenage pregnancies."

"I suppose you think that's funny, wise ass?"

"No really, that is what I do!"

"Get out, you pervert!"

And on the drive home:

"Marshall, I've asked you time and again to just tell people you work for the City. But nooooo, you have to give details!"

"Yes dear."