Very funny.

I always wear my tinfoil cap when watching anything broadcast from China :)

If it was remotely possible, China would be the culprit.

lol. Now we can tell our own grandkids that when we were young we watched plenty of lead tv and we turned out fine.

Part of the evil Chinese conspiracy to rot our brains before launching their world conquest.

Too late. We've already been contaminated with lead-based Chinese TV broadcasting and there is no known antidote. Surrender now, resistance is futile.