Country Politics
From Mike…
A bus full of politicians was cruising down a country road when it suddenly veered off course and crashed into an old farmer’s barn. The farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate.
When he saw what had happened, he towed the bus out of his barn, buried the politicians in the adjoining field, and returned to his tractor to finish plowing.
A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer what had become of the politicians. The old farmer explained what had happened and that he’d buried them.
The sheriff removed his hat and asked in a somber voice, “You mean they was all dead?”
The old farmer shrugged his shoulders and replied, “Well, some of ‘em claimed they wasn’t, but you know how them politicians lie…”
Doug
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even non-farmers know that manure makes the best fertilizer :)
Q: What do you call a bus load of politicians going over a cliff?
A: A step in the right direction!
Great joke lol!
Now if we could replace the politicians with lawyers - that would make me howl with laughter. Too funny.
Most politicians, at least at the federal level, ARE lawyers. So you get a double yuck!
Politicians. They open their mouths just long enough to change feet.